We spent 4 years proving we can drive foot traffic for laundromats better than anyone. We built tools that made our agency 10x more efficient. Now we're letting every laundromat owner use them.
Every platform promises results. None can prove someone walked through your door.
| Channel | What They Track | Foot Traffic Proof | Effective CPV |
|---|---|---|---|
| Print Ads | Nothing | None | $15-25+ (estimated) |
| Google Display | Impressions, Clicks | None | Unknown |
| Meta Ads | Reach, Engagement | None | Unknown |
| Artemis Targeting | GPS-Verified Store Visits | Every Visit Tracked | $2.10 - $5.27 |
Not just ads. An entire automated marketing department. Targeting, conversion, and creative - all in one platform.
GPS-verified targeting with real attribution. Reach customers near competitors, complementary businesses, or your own locations.
Automatically generate on-brand display ads trained on 120 months of campaign data. Automatic language detection for diverse markets.
Auto-localized landing pages with multilingual AI chat agents. Convert visitors 24/7 in their native language.
Local retail operates in diverse markets. Our AI detects customer language and serves ads, landing pages, and chat support in their native language - automatically.
Our AI walks you through every step - like having an agency on call, without the agency fees.
Automatically copies your branding to landing pages and display ads.
Real-time reporting dashboard plus human support on demand. You're never alone.
We are currently using expert human oversight to label high-intent foot-traffic data. This manual review phase is specifically designed to train our proprietary model's weights. Every campaign reviewed. Every creative approved.
🕘 Q3 2026: Transition from 100% manual review to 5% automated audit
14 case studies. 120 months of data. Real customers walking through real doors.
| # | Case Study | Location | Duration | Verified Visits | Cost Per Visit | Impressions |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wash House | Multi-location chain | 35 months | 13,157 | $2.39 | 7.8M |
| 2 | LUXE Laundromats | Los Angeles, CA | 8 months | 2,474 | $3.12 | 1.9M |
| 3 | The Laundry House | Brooklyn, NY | 4 months | 909 | $4.40 | 1.0M |
| 4 | The Laundry Place | Iowa | 34 months | 6,522 | $5.27 | 8.6M |
| 5 | Kenton Laundromat | Competitive Market | 6 months | 477+ | $2.10 | - |
| 6 | Daytona Laundromat | Daytona, FL | 24 months | ~1,320 | - | - |
| 7 | Artemis Site-Check™ Lead Magnet | University Area | Pre-Lease Analysis | $2.5M Saved | ||
| 8 | Best Wash Laundromats | St. Louis, MO | 5 months | 1,884 | $1.59 | 751K |
| 9 | Wash House Williford's | Fayetteville, NC | 8 months | 6,716 | $2.61 | 4.4M |
| 10 | Splash Em Out | Central Kentucky | 10 months | 1,962 | $4.33 | 2.1M |
| 11 | Ladybug Cleaners | Dry Cleaner | 1 month | 212 | $4.46 | 193K |
| 12 | Mark 24/7 Alabama | Mobile, AL (7 loc) | 7 months | 1,935 | $2.58 | 1.25M |
| 13 | Mark 24/7 Pensacola | Pensacola, FL (6 loc) | 7 months | 3,192 | $1.57 | 1.25M |
| 14 | Car Wash Express 🚗 | Bloomfield, NJ | 1 month | 69 | $14.49 | 250K |
We use foot-traffic analysis as a high-value lead magnet. By helping owners avoid multi-million dollar mistakes before they sign a lease, we capture the customer at Day 0 of their business journey - ensuring 100% conversion into our monthly SaaS ecosystem.
Influencer-led growth that makes traditional CAC irrelevant.
Industry Distribution Partners
Trusted voices in the laundromat owner community with multi-platform reach:
Blended Customer Acquisition Cost
vs. $300+ SMB SaaS industry average
Laundry Owners Reached
Recurring media appearances
Conversion Rate Lift
Warm intros vs. cold outreach
"While we utilize targeted paid acquisition, our strategic partnership with Reed/Roberts acts as a Trust Multiplier, significantly lowering our blended CAC compared to the $300+ SMB SaaS industry average."
Same platform, same unit economics. 5 verticals already validated.
The moat isn't data alone. It's time, switching costs, vertical depth - and automated multi-lingual targeting.
120 months of campaign data. 39,509 verified visits. Competitors would need 4+ years to replicate.
Leave Artemis = lose all attribution history, trained AI chat, landing pages, and reporting baselines.
We know what a laundromat customer looks like. Google doesn't care enough to learn.
In CA, TX, FL, NY - markets with 40%+ non-English speakers - Artemis automatically serves the right language. Google and Meta make this manual. We automate it.
Artemis doesn't just translate ads - it automatically detects a user's language and serves the correct Ad → Landing Page → Chat Agent flow instantly. This allows owners to capture 100% of their local market without hiring bilingual staff.
"The moat isn't that we have data. It's that the data took 4 years to build, improves with every campaign, and creates switching costs. Competitors can raise money. They can't buy time."
Whether you're scaling up or cashing out - verified foot traffic drives results.
Owner: Ian Crist
Owner: Michael
A managed client paused services during a business sale. Revenue dropped immediately. They came back asking for a more affordable way to keep using our system. That's when we knew - the demand for agency results at platform prices is real.
Tiered value model built for growth. Full-funnel marketing automation at every level.
Perfect for single-location owners
Best value for growing businesses
For portfolio operators & exit planning
Media spend is additional (paid directly to ad platforms). All platform fees maintain 85%+ gross margin.
Expert human oversight trains our model weights. 100% satisfaction guarantee while building scalable automation.
Lower churn risk • Lower support overhead • Higher LTV
Beachhead strategy: dominate one vertical, then expand horizontally.
| Vertical | US Locations | TAM | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| Laundromats (Beachhead) | 30,000 | $130M | 14 case studies |
| Car Washes | 60,000+ | $260M | 1 case study |
| Dry Cleaners | 30,000+ | $130M | Expansion target |
| Home Services (HVAC, Plumbing) | 120,000+ | $520M | Validated |
| Medical Practices | 200,000+ | $864M | Validated |
| Total Addressable Market | 460,000+ | $2.1B+ |
Weighted ARPU: ~$800/mo
▼ 55% fewer customers to reach $1M ARR
= lower churn risk + lower support overhead
GPT-4 class models made it possible to automate what previously required skilled humans.
Before: Manual setup, custom creative, spreadsheet reporting
After: AI-guided setup in minutes, auto-generated assets, 24/7 dashboard
iOS 14.5+ killed mobile tracking. Cookie deprecation continues. Local businesses left behind.
Enterprise solutions require $10K+/mo minimums.
We serve the $500-2,000/mo advertiser.
We have a 4-year head start on data. Core platform is complete. No one else is building this.
Google Store Visits: $10K+ minimums
Meta Foot Traffic: Modeled estimates, not GPS
Artemis: Only self-serve GPS-verified platform
"The window won't stay open forever. First to scale wins."
This $600K Seed Round provides a clear path to $1M ARR and Cash-Flow Positivity, giving the company the strategic option to scale further without immediate dilutive funding.
| Metric | Year 1 | Year 2 | Year 3 | Year 5 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| ARR | $1.4M+ Influencer Lift | $4.2M | $11.5M | $40M+ |
| OpEx | $850K | $2.1M | $5.8M | $18M |
| Gross Margin | 85% | 85% | 85% | 85% |
| Net Income | Growth Loss | Breakeven | High Profitability | High Profitability |
| Est. Customers* | ~115 | ~440 | ~1,200 | ~4,200 |
*Based on ~$799 average (Growth Tier = 70% of mix)
Projecting $250M exit in Year 5 via strategic acquisition by major MarTech players:
12% stake x $250M = $30M return on $600K investment
Growth Tier ($799/mo) = ~70% of customer mix. High-margin, low-touch model enables rapid scaling with minimal support overhead.
13 years closing high-value deals in specialty medicine and financial products. At Artemis: owns every client relationship. Has personally onboarded 14 clients across 120 months of campaigns. Featured on numerous podcasts as a recognized expert in location-based advertising.
Architect and primary coder behind Artemis Targeting and all its AI systems. Built the platform that automates what took 4 years to learn manually. Recognized voice in the laundry industry - featured on Laundromat Resource podcast, iHeart Radio, and active in major laundromat owner communities.
Built the proprietary reporting system from custom code - not no-code wrappers. Background in distributed systems and emerging technologies.
Powered by: Unacast (location intelligence) • Amazon Local (first-party data)
$600K | 12% Equity at $5M Pre-Money Valuation
Our strategic partnership with Reed/Roberts acts as a Trust Multiplier, significantly lowering our blended CAC compared to the $300+ SMB SaaS industry average.
~$300 CAC = 1,200 customer capacity
🎯 Target: 105 Growth Tier customers to hit $1M ARR
90-Day Self-Serve Window
🛠 Complete onboarding automation & UX polish
Expert QA trains model weights
5% audit / 95% automated
Investment funds the transition: current expert labeling data trains our proprietary AI for fully automated targeting and creative generation.
How we're building a scalable software engine, not a service agency.
120 months of managed campaigns create the baseline dataset for our attribution model.
Key Outputs:
Expert human oversight reviews every campaign, labeling the "Ad-to-Visit" correlation model.
Training Focus:
AI-driven targeting and creative generation based on verified conversion history.
Automation Targets:
Each campaign improves the model. Each model improvement drives better CPV. Network effects compound over time.
Our current "high-touch" phase isn't a limitation - it's the data labeling factory that builds our proprietary model. When competitors try to build similar AI, they'll need to run the same 120+ months of campaigns we already have.
Ernesto Cullari
ernesto@artemistargeting.com | (908) 333-4776